User Profile

I design planets for a living. I do coastlines -- I like to do all the little fiddly bits round fjords. For a fleeting instant they become fashionable and I win a major award -- where's the sense in that?

If you need to leave me a voice-mail message or an email, you can comment here.

I work at fandomhigh, where I teach lifestyle and cookery.

Lifestyle is taught on Monday afternoons. You can find anything to do with the lifestyle course on this page. Essay topics for the week are set on Tuesdays, and are due in by Saturday nights. The seminars themselves, on the preceding essay topic, are on Mondays at a time that varies according to your own personal timezone. Keep an eye out.
Week 1 is about cheese.
Week 2 is about muggles.
Week 3 is about sex.
Week 4 is about thinking on your feet.
Week 5 is about alcohol.
Week 6 is about hangovers illness, frailty, and disability.
Week 7 is about sport.
Week 8 is about love.
Week 9 is about issues surrounding the fate of Ms Pryde.

The cookery course opens each Tuesday and stays open until Friday. You can find anything to do with the cookery course on this page -- you don't need to sign up for it, just turn up and start cooking. I'll be around from time to time with help, advice, and emergency first-aid. There's a very well-equipped kitchen.



[OOC: Slartibartfast is a character in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams. He appears in the radio series, the books, the TV series and the films, and this journal is an amalgam of all of these versions. This journal was created by dougs for fandomhigh. He doesn't own anything, not even this character. He lives and works in a UK timezone, so that makes play a little difficult on occasion.]